Kale Salad – Promotions Director/Swing Announcer
(As written by Zap)
Born and raised in Edmonton until she made her way across the world to Sydney…Cape Breton. The donairs were worth it! Kale is the resident youngin at the Zed, as the rest of the guys here all have socks and underwear older than she is. I asked Kale to describe herself in five words or less, and she said, “I’m high on life man”, to which I replied, “Alright, alright, alright!” When one of us schmoes doesn’t show up to work, it her Kale!